Three men stand at the gates of Heaven, and St. Peter assesses them. He tells them, "Gentlemen, you were all well-intentioned and charitable in life, so we're accepting you in. Heaven is a big place to get around, though, and we reward sincerity here. What we do is award you a vehicle based on your faithfulness in life." The first man steps forward, hat in hand. "Your Holiness," he says, "I've tried to live an honest life, and I'd like to think I did. But I can't lie to God; I cheated a friend out of money once, and had an affair on a business trip that's torn me up all these years." St. Peter nods. "That all checks out. You qualify for the standard family sedan." The second man shakes his head. "I can't get out of this one," he says. "I went around behind my wife's back three times. I was weak." St. Peter says, "We're not without sympathy. We'll find you an old used model. It might be missing a few features, but it'll run." The third man says, "I never knew people cheated so much in life! I've never cheated a man out of a dime and I've been faithful to my wife all these years, and even after she passed away, I never remarried." St. Peter is impressed by his devotion. "We're going to get you a BMW, and good for you, sir." The next day, the second man is sweating under the sun and he comes across the third man in traffic. He sees that the third man looks grief-stricken, and leans his head out the window. "Hey, I met you at the gates the other day. You were perfectly happy then, you made it to Heaven, you've got this nice car, what happened to you?" The third man replies, "I just passed by my wife riding a unicycle."

thank you for the giveaway

ty

Thanks for the giveaway !

No thanks!

good good.. let the slow death flow thru you muwhahah "thanks"

I'm annoyed by the "Thanks" too.
What's the point of saying thanks when you're hosting a giveaway?
What if they don't win the prize? What if they don't want to participate anymore?
I don't get it.

ty

I just farted

Thx

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Thanks a lot!

Thanks!!

My Girlfriend said she wanted to do it doggy style. Sooo, I crapped on the floor and chewed up her shoe.

<(0oo0)> Gotta hate spam pigs

!sknahT

was ist das :3

Well I won't outright thank you but it is appreciated, as for jokes, the only one I know is:

There's two pies in the oven. One pie turns to the other pie and says,
"Man, is it hot in here!"
The other pie looks back and says,
"AHHHH!! A TALKING PIE!!"

ty :3 and try not to die c:

ty so much!

F u... hahaha, joke, thanks! :)