I like seeing notifications. They make me think I have friends.

Forever alone

Guess what?

You just got a notification

Here ya go, have another notification

and for friendss, maybe ya should go to some social event in your city and begin randomly speaking to everyonee. Im sure someone will speak back (#=

Here, have a notification!

This makes me cry.

here + 1 more noti

Here , have my babi... uh notification ,. i meant notification .

Similar to what Resoula said, I always think someone is trying to start shit / think I'm trying to start shit and 'continues' the shit-starting. I always see the red counter and immedietally think 'well, shit... I can't be bothered to deal with this right now.'

yo

I wish 1000 comments upon you.

Make a AAA GA, it'll flood you with notifications. :P

Bump.
+1 that pretty counter.

I only like notifications when it's about a trade offer. Oh, and have another notification Ç=3

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Happy Goth Day ;)
and +1 on your counter

here.. have anotherone

I refuse to give you a notification! Oops

Poop.

and "plopp" another next one. take it and love it ;-)

schallalalalalla schallalla in the morning......schalalalal lalalal schalalalla in the evening

may I notify you?

Hey, here is another notification for your entertainment D:

haha :D

Peruna!