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I don't think. I don't know.

I still bow before the compy.

I think it would be good because.... Oh, I don't know I don't know Jack :P

Nah, jack doesn't like people. so you would not know jack. And most people know shit. Hence hugging them alleviates the shit and helps them become smarter people.

You Don't Know Jack used to be an amazing game. I haven't played it but I guarantee the Steam version is horrible, foremost because it only allows 2 players.

Well...You don't know me and my real name is Jack. So I guess you don't know Jack because you don't know me.

I believe that it is quite evident to all sophisticated individuals that postal workers most likely do know a Jack, maybe even multiple Jacks. As such, if this was carried out, hilarity would ensue as these hapless postal workers would be constantly told that they do not know Jack, while they do, in fact, know said Jack(s).

I feel like "I DON"T KNOW JACK" could actually be a cool special technique name. Like in anime/wuxia you know? Strike a pose with your feet firm on the ground and hands in front of you and shout "IIIIIIIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOONT KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Than half of your enemies is instantly dead and you can kill the rest easily as you get +100 to every parameter for a limited amount of time. Of course, there is also an option for a plot twist here when the final villain would bear the name "Jack" (being resistant to any shouts - they would be useless anyway as than you WILL know Jack). :)

I KNOW PAUL, BUT I DON"T KNOW JACK

Applejack?

I dont know jack would be good in postal III but why? hmmm.....is it because you get to go on a quest where you go on a gratuitous killing spree of random innocent bystanders. The people will be like oh noes! Why?!?!?! and then in a completely dramatic and serious voice you will be like because "I'm looking for Jack...AND YOUR NOT HIM!!!!" Then finally on a dark and stormy night (hooray for cliches :D )you finally meet this so called Jack....and then.....and then...You become really good friends with him and go on to be great friends with him for the rest of you life :)

You mean, "You Don't Know Jack?" It was a good game and all, but it's kinda dated these days, they didn't even update the format any when they put out the new release recently. I suppose it could bring some added replay value to the game to include YDKJ in P3.

Or do you mean the flick about Jack Nance? I like David Lynch's work and all, but I don't think a serious film like that would go well in a video game.

Because from my experience from Postal 2, I think those scented suppositories would help me a lot, because the scent of my flatulences would be so awesome, I wouldn't even realize how those cow heads stink.

Dr. Kevorkian disapproves of that game, but he'll still help it die.
(also, that is a really good movie, go watch it)

Purely because it would be awesome in anything. I can never resist a decent trivia quiz so couple that with a sarcy bastard asking weird random questions and I'm hooked.

Nothing would be good in Postal 3 and nothing could make Postal 3 good.

You do. You said you didn't because you wanted to create this contest and play your sick mind games with us, making us question the nature of paradoxes. You wont win this time.

Yo dog, I heard you like games. So we put games in your games, so you can game while you game.

Game-ception. Play "You dont know Jack" inside Postal III. In all honesty it would probably be revealed that thats why he went postal because he could never win in that game and thus went crazy!

"I don't know jack" would be a pretty great description for the "celebrities" that appear in the game.

Who is this jack, and why don't I know him? And how will I know that I don't know him unless I meet him, thus know him????
Also, How do magnets work?

Seriously I know jack what you're talking here about.

who is jack? i am Jack CHOOSE ME JACK HERE

You don't know Jack, but he has been watching you for a very long time.