Your best "Your Momma is..." - Jokes

Your momma so fat she takes up this whole thread

your mama didnt win anything.

Yo mama...

https://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/0m1ad/cant-decide-about-yo-momma

Your mama is a cloned aquarium on an interstellar migration ship♪📡)))))🌌

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Let's see, it's a statement from Earth, and I read this out, so these people approached Earth and we shot them down in the atmosphere tens of thousands of years ago.(Was it a longer time ago? I forget.)

So we see them in the ocean from time to time.
They are also edible, so they are good to eat.🍣😂
Of course, it's all fiction. Let's eat well.😋🥒

Saw this one today, it's AI generated xD

"Yo mama is uglier than Jo Mamma from oddworld stranger's wrath(see a picture)"

View attached image.

yo mama so large she has to be stored in zip format

Yo momma so fat she went to a costume party as the Technodrome.

Your momma's so righteous, all her melodies are unchained.

My old favorite: Your momma's glasses're so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the zoo the animals feed her
Yo mama so fat when she wears heels she strikes oil
Yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusions
Yo mama so fat when she sit on an iphone she turns it into an ipad
Yo mama is so bald you can see what's on her mind
Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food

https://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/lslis/your-mama-is-so-that