so as many of you know i held a yo momma GA.
i cant decide what joke i like best, so i have chosen the 5 i like best and will leave it up to all of you to decide.
pick which joke you like the best
winner will get the game obscure
https://store.steampowered.com/app/254460/Obscure/
discussion will stay open for about 24hr

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what yo momma joke do you like best

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1. Yo mama so horny, she'd even bang a lvl 0 bot using auto entry on GAs.
2. Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB
3. Yo mama is so fat a surfer can slap her butt and ride the wave for an hour.
4. Yo momma so ugly that neighbors break in just to close the curtains.
5. Your mother's so fat the last time she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean.

personally. the FAT one.

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Number 2 was the only one that made me chuckle so that one gets my vote.

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the fourth one. but that's just my humour!

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+1

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it's second place as well :D

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First one is great.

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Thanks <3

I made it up just for the contest.

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It's made from SG memes, which is nice.

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I still don't get the 4GB one.

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FAT

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It's the best one!

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Shes got her own zip code.

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im surprised the surfer one is in last place.

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option 5

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5 by far, even though the others are great too

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Maybe you should ask yo momma!

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No. 5 :)

Here's something from stupid, fat & ugly momma jokes.

  • Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."
  • Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
  • Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.
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yo second yo momma joke was some1's entry. its a good one but its older then my momma so it didnt make the finals.

what the scale didnt know is those numbers meant 1-800-bbw-love

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Luke, I am yo mamma

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You win.

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ya i figured every1 and there mothers were gonna look up the best joke.

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number 4 made me actually laugh so that is my winner!

View attached image.
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screenshots from the prequel to free Willie. nice

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Like Number 1
Cause if yo mamma was to Bang all the ninja Bots!
I may be able to spend my NINJA KROWNS on Kinguin. 😊 πŸ‘

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I liked the "Your mother is a nice, respectable lady" one πŸ˜›πŸ‘

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no your mother is a nice productive active member of society that every1 has the great respect for.

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any
i won

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I wonder how it can be ok to joke about someone's mother. In Russia its almost guaranteed way to get punched in the face.
Thats why #2 is the best joke here. There is no insulting, its just a joke in a joke

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