List something a gamer would never say

This?

Something a gamer would never say hmm?
How about: "You know, I truly love EA. They are SO right about microtransactions, we all want and love them anymore. It's just a natural fit. As much as I love them though, my only real criticism: I wish they would be more like Zynga. Those guys just have it down perfectly!"

I don't want to be a game developer.

I miss GFWL :((

or

I really loved GFWL :))

"I've played every game in my collection"

DRM is better than DRM-Free

"IBM OS2, with matrox graphic card, best gaming rig EVER!!!!"

I will never let my children waste their lifes playing those stupid games. They will watch good educational shows on the tv, like Keeping Up with the Kardashian and Barney.

"Half-Life 2, worst game ever" "Origin is way better than Steam" "A golden cookie? Better not click it"

Those games in the new humble bundle cost waaay more than 1 dollar, plus it's for charity, so why wouldn't i not be a nice person and give more ?

I will politely quit in the middle of this extremely hard and frustrating boss fight (without even pausing) in order to answer the phone/door/person calling me from the other room.

Oh, look at the time - it is time to go to bed.

edit: I love EA.

"why cant I jump just by moving my controller up and down when I play Mario??"

This particular game doesn't suit my tastes but I'm sure others will enjoy it.

"I love launch day DLC"

10 games in a $1 bundle of which none are on my wishlist? Dayum, that's a pretty good deal, I'm gonna pick it up right away!

I'm not gonna buy anything on this Steam Sale, my backlog is big enough as it is.

"Call of Duty is better than battlefield"

thanks for SKY...........................landers

I read and understood the Steam Subscriber Agreement.

"Yes dear, of course we can talk. This scrim isn't all that important and I'm sure they'll do fine without me."

I love microtransactions!

I'm sure someone said this already but I gotta say it: "I love EA", "Origin is better than Steam", and other similar blasphemies.

Thank God, EA bought another developer!