List something a gamer would never say

one more quest??? nah i dont have time for itas a rpg player

I love shit tons of DLCs! Especially when each one costs half as much as the original game!

"GTA VI has been cancelled in favour of an addition to the Bully franchise? Why, that's great news! I've been wanting a sequel for a while."

It's no biggie when game progress is lost through no fault of your own; the fun is in the journey so you don't mind starting over.

Elizabeth is ugly and stupid ****

Stop killing me.

Im Not going to eat in front of my pc

"Headshot, oh sorry I really mean I didn't want to."
"Put this console to trash"
"Why should I play Skyrim when I can play Fortix ?"

exclusive titles are great

I am going to stop now. I have school tomorrow and I have things to do after that. I can always play next time.

Yes, YOU are RIGHT!!
Games ARE a cheap and unfulfilling substitute for real life problems
Games DO ruin my life, both socially and finacially
I DO have an addiction, in which I need help for ...
"I'm sorry" ...

;P

"Ahhh, are you a new player? Coooomee, join us :D"

If only I had a Mac.

'The windows game are avaible on mac'

''What's crouch jumping?''

"I have a girlfriend"

Desura is the best

"I'll rather play it on a console, it'll be better".

"You're the better player and I accept it!"
"W A S D? I should better rebind them to the arrows!
"MACs are more expensive, they must be better for gaming!"

Shutting down Games for Windows Live is a homicide to all i trusted till now. I'll stop to play games because i think game industry will go down so easly. Rip

"I just LOVE when a game has alot of DLCs that cost more than the actual game!"

"I want interrupting video tutorials to show me basic genre control in every game."

"I don't want a computer."

"You killed me serval other people with headshots in a row, you're a pro !"

"I like it when a game decides to close itself while playing without warning or any error message whatsoever, can't wait for the next time that happens !"

"You never played a MOBA game before ? I'll play in your team to help you out!"

"I don't want a free game of my choosing."

"This other person in the game is clearly a better player than I am. He killed me completely fair. Now I will congratulate him on his win and show my appreciation for the developers on the internet and let them know the game is balanced and that I only lost because of my own failings."

Mom: "Dinner is ready".
Gamer: stops playing immediately, turns off the PC and goes to eat.

NEWS Anchor: "Another student was running amok, scientists say video games caused him to do that."
Gamer: "Oh my god, they are so right, I'll never play again."