Apparently, you got elbows but you don't have eyes because that's a wall and there are no floors in the pic. #rekt
Unless "your floor" is a weird metaphor/reference about women that I've never heard of before, then you're still #rekt
+1 for the clean wall though.
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Oh god you are right.
I knew that was a weird looking floor!
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Happy cake day ^^
You don't look like what I expected at all, because I thought you were a lion on fire. As as far as I'm concerned, everyone here looks exactly like their avatar :D
why would you change your name, I don't like when people do that :(
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You have to look beneath the surface, my friend ;)
When I registered to this site I used a crappy variation of a name I really liked at the time as I always do with crap places I don't expect to visit or use very often. I had no idea I would spend most of internet time around here back then. I'm really looking forward to the day when I can finally get rid of that and make it the same as my Steam name
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I hope you are just referring to the jacket since my hairline isn't on the top of my head yet ;)
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You look (positively) like a bond villain! Did you ever meet a gentleman called Putin? (:
Btw, that photo's really badass!
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You should see the photo on my driving license that's even worse ;)
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Worse? But I said it looked good, Mr. Bond Villain!
Jokes aside, though, all those photos we take for official documents look like hell. Always.
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I will find you since I move trough the shadows on a daily basis, even better I rule the shadows! {insert evil Bond villain's laughter}
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runs like a kid scared of clowns
I shall wait for you... in the light, then. [insert evil step-mother laughter here]
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Why did you have to tell him? Now he's gonna find me with his awesome boat D:
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I shall await eagerly. Forever if I must. I shall. Wait.
stares at screen forever
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He is! I had already decided upon that a long time ago, but now nothing's changing my mind about his awesomeness. :D
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Dude, I know Schorem! You look right through me!
They are in Rotterdam, right? Never been there before.
Are you from Holland?
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Yep they are in Rotterdam and don't tell me you didn't see that red white and blue flag on my photo. They are amazing and they only cut men, you can also hang out a bit and have a beer there, since I have some more hair now as on that pic I posted I was planning to go there myself sometime.
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To be completely honest? I confused it with something east european-ish when I saw it. I think the adidas jacket contributed to this misconception. :D
I've seen some videos from them, must be awesome to go there, but it's expensive isn't it? I don't get a haircut that often anymore, a pomp needs frequent visits and I don't have the money for that anymore. When I've been to normal hairdressers, they always messed it up. When I went to a bit more expensive one's they still had to practice it on me before getting it right and then there are shops that try to imitate barbers like Schorem and they want like 30 bucks for the beard and 40 for the haircut.
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I believe a haircut only is about 30 Euro's, a shave also. Both a cut and shave is 55 Euro's.
It's a bit expensive for a barbershop but imo even men have the right to get a nice haircut in a cool environment one in a while ;)
I don't think these guys need a practice first since this is what they do every day.
The only con I can think of is that you cannot make an appointment, if you come from far it's a bit shitty to hear that they are full for the day. They have days that there is a line outside on the curb, a couple of hours waiting is normal there. but at least they have beer ;)
Where are you from in Germany if it isn't that far from the Dutch border I would almost suggest to go there together some day :)
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Yeah, that's what would make it definitely worth it! Because I'm really tired of having to show thousands of pictures before the guy/girl knows what to do or in one case where a guy told me how Schorem has no idea and that they do it all wrong. I had the shittiest haircut after that!
I am living in the Ruhr area.
It is really near Holland! I can get to Venlo for little money and in no time. I've been to Amsterdam twice, or no... Thrice? I can't remember. I'd love to go more often and that's a cool idea actually! So you are from Rotterdam or near that, I suppose?
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In Holland everything is near hahaha, I'm from Arnhem which is close to the German border. Arnhem to Rotterdam is little over 1 hour travelling by train. So that would be [Removed for privacy]? Also not that far from Arnhem I believe. Do you mind if I add you on Steam?
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Sure, man! Go ahead. Coraline added me as well, join the party! :D
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MY TUMMY.
This is perfect. Absolutely perfect. Thanks :D
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It's actually a submarine which lets me travel to my underwater base from where I plan to take over the world or blow up the world, haven't decided on that yet.
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Better to take over, than you can have everything the world offers for free!
Like chocolate forever and cool sunglasses to show how rad you are (:
But don't blow it up, please. You'll kill all the cute animals and I shall hunt you in hell for it.
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You are right. Taking over it is, I wouldn't wanna miss chocolate for the world! Oh yes and the animals are cute too ;)
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Yes, you do! But the beard looks cool.
Besides, if I were a man I bet I would shave my beard like... never, so.
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Yep Dutch, most people think I look like a thug? :'(
My nickname has a deeper meaning, not many people here will now what it means though ;)
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I think i was where that picture was taken, if it isn't too private for some reason, do you by chance remember where did you take this picture?
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It's in Holland, in the province of Friesland to be precise :)
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You have to use the direct url to the picture if you want to attach it :) this one: http://i.imgur.com/vmTCduG.jpg?2
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WHO IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
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OH it's your cake day it's your cake day. http://imgur.com/gallery/dySSE9I
Obviously not a picture of myself.
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He said I look like a Russian mobster, I wouldn't take him that seriously. You sure as hell don't look like a terrorist to me.
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It's hard to say. You know that it's automatic that you associate every poster with some mental image of them in your head but it's hard to describe. I imagined you look like a teenage rascal :D In your 20's or something, hoodie on, short hair, beer in hand haha :D
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yeah, I get what you're talking about ;) same thing - I'd never imagine you with a cig in your mouth as seen in photo you posted ;p
But seriously - short hair and hoodie? With all the times I've been mentioning music I'm listening to? ;p I've had long hair since I was 14 :D: Meaning it's almost 14 years now :D:
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Why? I mean, if my username suggests anything it's that I'm into smoking, drinking and stuff :D But I smoke cigarettes only when I drink. I don't smoke on daily basis.
Well, I'm listening to rap music and I don't wear baggy jeans (I used to when I was young but not anymore) so I don't think music always portrays how you dress and how you look like ;P
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well - long before I learned of you listening to rap music I learned about your ideology ;p So I always pictured you in my head as a polite oasis-going boy :D: Ya know - clean cut hair, jeans and pullover etc :D:
As for looks - ofc it may depend on genre, some tend to express their tastes in their outfit more odten than others, a lot of people who listen to rap for example doesn't necessary show it in their outfit, but on the other hand most of metalheads look like freaking metalheads ;p
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yup, my hair is the only good old thing that remains with me :D:
You can still see it in more current photos ^^
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That's such a cute dog! The fury creature is also cute too (:
Joke's aside, that dog's really awesome! :D
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Don't worry, of course I mentioned the compliment for the two of you (:
Fenrir is an awesome name because of all the mythological reasons behind it - and Alaskan Huskies are the best!
Now I'll resist being a stalker on your selfie but you have a nice face. Good job.
Don't tell me "good job", the doctors did it!
Jk, facial surgeries creep me to death and yeah, my parents did me, so hahahaha
Also, thank you. (now picture me being pretty awkward with compliments because that's how I roll)
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Why? Did you get that Michael Jackson skin disease?
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Happy first cake day! I thought You're here for more than that.
I'm a shy guy so I won't post any pictures of myself, but my avatar is near-perfect representation. Just imagine more hair and teeth, less crying, a bit different body proportions. Oh, and I'm not as pixelated. No-pants part is actually valid at the moment (a middle of the night here, but it's still hot like hell).
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Hey there. First of all ... hm ... there's pictures of me up there, I'm clearly not a "he" but oh well.
That you've never heard of me before is a sad thing. You happen to be on my blacklist for winning one of my giveaways from my train when I was celebrating my 1000th game on Steam and not caring to post a thank you for the game I gave to you.
Now it even turns out you didn't really bother to read anything of what I wrote. Well....
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I don't think we talked or something, probably you just put the key on SG so there was really no chance to thank you or something, if you think everyone that wins something has to add the GA creator to thank him/her or something like that well...ok, but I don't do that. It's not that I'm not grateful or stuff like that, it's just not necessary in my opinion.
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Happy cake day ^^
Funny long short story. There was a "smelly" problem in my house(my fault to be honest :P) and I couldn't barely breath. I don't have any kind of mask, so I made this with a towel. I looked so cool I couldn't resist to take a photo of myself(I just don't take photos of myself, I think I'm a ugly bastard(I'm a bastard in several things :P)). The sunglasses are just to conceal some of my identity.
Good luck finding me with just my haircut and the background FBI!
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Your hair looks like Lawrence from Funfaus/Old Inside gaming.
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It was my cakeday, I made some gibs, posted a picture of myself and asked other people to follow my example. Much to my surprise they did!!
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[Because I'm a lazy bum and didn't update the OP for cough cough let's say .. a long time cough cough our dear Fnord started a list, sorted alphabetically. Please go here, pro stalkers!]
A mosaic of all people Per3zat made for us: http://mosaically.com/photomosaic/d2e6cf6c-1d58-4c96-a0bd-7e5af112ec39
Now with everybody ;): http://mosaically.com/photomosaic/9693a069-c350-4f87-9d94-c1d3d72e2eb4
By popular demand now: The brave SG users who participated (in order of appearance)
I linked the usernames with their first posted comments and added all pictures they spread across this thread.
Larren101: looking like a space cadet. hurr durr
PrinceOfJerusalem: picture - on a boat - less like a villain
Yazael: picture
SexyBudgie: the left one
AuthenticZac: JUST DO IT
Kathleen: dreamy - TerrorMieze - horrornurse - fuull body horror nurse
zelghadis: before he became fat and (more) ugly - nowadays fatass ugly zelg1: nowadays fatass ugly zelg2 - nowadays fatass ugly zelg3 - unhealthy skinny - 1st from left
Yzil: picture with husky
hustlayo: guy in the black jacket - Aye 2
Ruaben: Ruaben's haircut
ZemunBRE: picture
Fnord - getting ready - hiking - with collection
MuahahahaMeow - picture - after going outside - Because why not
olfox1 - :3
vinirockman - HOG - recent
Idiosyncratic - brave selfie
heavenhairsixes - very serious - the young hhs
Bombaklats - on the beach
Sundance85 - smiling
Quisty - brave
Sugicloud - picture
deguzmanricardo - in the dark
DownwardConcept - click the link
CoralineCastell - happy smile
leonidas56 - with dog - @ hackaton - in da club - zombifiey
YunieRozier's dog - Bohème
AboveAverageJoe - with friend
MysticAarrgg - unshaved
coezo - with hat - with longer hair - ♥ - lion's mane - captions - spooky coezo - killing with forks
keohookalani - it's keo!
missmewx - okay
Aseed - he's the guy
DracoGriffin - trapped
MuIIins - click the link - Christmas!
xarabas - seducing selfie - not actually drunk for once - 30+ hours of no sleep - Some camping trip - Ruining perfectly good picture with crappy camera filters - hiking trip - quite dissapointed for some reason
MagnificentOne - the day gravity decided to give my hair a miss - with headphones
IgotElbows - Elbows!
MrWubbleStein - work photo
SpankyPie - Aaa
kraken9 - Hello SG - fancy photo edit
Dustmop - picture
cmiddlebrook - profile picture
Nightshifty - Top Gun costume
Pesmerga - at a wedding
Eduelmago - garden - cupboard - bed - kissing teddy
JustDucky - eating crab claws
Tort1 - picture
Ikkebott - with graffiti - right now! - without beard
xScreaMx - headphones
Luxy - peer pressure succeeded \o/
murk3 - cosplaying Yeliena - just being cute - beauty in the corner - with hat - in the "snow"
kukeemon - in better times
XyazanX - bert
BrekkeKktus - profile picture
cifudux - while competing
tristetea - few years back
RaPtUrA - picture - with his 5 year older sister - ready for Oktoberfest
Wallister - boy, not a grill
FameTaker - him - his dog - together
zibo86 - picture
drewmb10 - with his wife
Paxnit - in his younger years - now
Elunes - black & white beauty - part 2
bludshade - male equivalent of resting bitch face
lforlazy - cat! - purple
andreadandrea - on vacation
Misskpavd - classy - opening door - with parrots - video with parrots
Salto - EATING OUR SOULS
Mattereye - one year ago - in space
SilentGuy - not a totally new picture
DominusFerrus - yum
JustinSane059 - third from right
Kaesestange - a silhouette - a hat - finally
Nemurenai - out of bed - very happy
LevTaylor - recent - older pic 1 - older pic 2
Extinox - needs love - slim and happy
NaztyFox - bold soldier - smiles
Fyantastic - grrr - parrot - dat hairdo - I'm so beautiful - true love - real true love - air guitar - is that a sombrero? - Fyan's love - ready to die
Winthorp - with his love - with is wife
KonOkami - Too smexy fo his shirt
Argyle31 - Crown Prince of Darkness
PHAZE7 - on stairs
Milliare - playing - working
cloudfan - pretty face
borsdy - holding a holographic wolf picture in the rain
LordVampyr - cute smile
VyleKillius - damn hot
Wissaul - okay, he's in
mushclone298 - forgot to shave
Abaction - not his real ribs
Undac - yum - on an airport - in the army now - something stinks - or does it? - with long hair
jbondguy007 - still not posting a picture
JoaoWho - groans - still cute
PsychoClown - so
cutehorrible - on Halloween - part 2GhostZ - thinking
Angel9RakouCobra - smiling - flirting - happy - a true lady
m139 - the man
IronMaiden666 - blurry
tankerbell - the "i" was taken
AJIam - y so grumpy?
FoxCunning - tiptop
TheZooZ - 2 years old
aurorable - natural beauty
AnnieBolton - a fairy
CarlEric - bank robbery gang
s1N - BoringDay - pouting
HiroHiro - wild party
atb85 - butterbeer
Kabdzsi - with his cousin
Tyler889 - omg, he's hot
Venhiem - find him! - true selfie - with manly beard
kataztrophik - with his twin
Monukai - a nice guy
anktejp - you're not Bob Ross!!!
Khazadson - the baron's beard
jbondguy007 - handdrawn selfie
Oppenh4imer - the left one
Futome - smile!
CrystalSoulSpear - at work
Khalaq - young him - old him
ShinNoChikara - Que?
Shenfara - sandwich
Teliko - blonde facial hair wasn't mean to be
Yupy - picture
nellyneko - in a hut - where's my food?
malabagaa - 2014 - it's in my nose! - 2013edition - 2012 - 2008/2009
Rauchen - cute with cat
zombiehug - he's shy - summer
OsakaMilkBar - Maverick - PewPew
gweedo007 - badass mofo - with his wife
tso184 - best friends in Berlin - those eyes - zombietso - In Oslo
jbmccune - as a kikd - today
Jonex - working - needs a haircut
taytothief - very British
Zomby2D - fresh for us
Spectre359 - topless & bold
Yirg - in Vilnius (Lithuania)
Foxpile - needs a mirror - eompile
TheChack - TheChack!!
ulvercarvalho - lightning tricks
BluewolfCA - in the car - on the deck
LinustheBold - playing Poins
rachellove - recent - freshman year in Chinatown - cold sophomore year - forgot - with biscuit (and father) - getting festive - Prom Queen 2013 - Prom Queen2013 - 2 - in the gym
fateshaper - big smile
HBNayr - picture
MBcoder - VR
MrWoodenSheep - Longer hair with beard - Shorter hair - Shorter hair while playing drums
Quaestio - when browsing SG - standard selfie - pikachu!!
SquireZed - prepared for an interview
Bonsai393 - skeptical bunny - fucking loser
Eisenzange - omg, a naked man! - now with shirt
Sighery - cute and happy
xMisiu - picture
JonathanKalo - Pre-larp photo - Post-larp photo - Philosopher edition - Did-you-finish edition - I'm-gonna-do-something-stupid edition - Cute pic with his pet
ndx8 - an industrial - metalhead ~20 years ago - part 2
EsE - wearing a DIY "princess crown"
VovanVV1982 - loves Pandas
reasaurus - profile picture - cute with puppy
darveshpreet - profile picture - with his better half
deadxobbit - person on the left
Shaide - him - on Halloween
Shannara55 - Is she a fairy?
srcross - two years ago
silencium9 - pretty girl - more prettyness
SSJBardock - wearing his majestic hat
mariganza - (not) too much light?
Ville - sleepy
NotableSilva aka TheSnake - on a bench - in a lab
SweetDalilah - lady's got style - sparkly - sassy - more sassyness
littlekuillyboo - taken two weeks ago
Tzaar - couple years ago sexy mofo - clean cut tamed Tzaar
missmewx - ain't she sweet?
paVVin - From Russia with love
MrBron99 - innocent - handsome
robocub - with his boy
unfuurl - beauty in the snow
Mehamatica - shy girl
Fleder - profile picture
Dnomyar96 - devoted musician
HA66 - my persian prince
Triisken - true beauty
Lemistio - a gamer and believer
InquisitorAles - on a trip
lxlt - dollface - is she real?
HardeKak - friendly smile, warm eyes
ndx8 - "too many sales this winter" edition
KatAwhYeah - weeeee, redhead curlz :D
Dianatrix - Le Halloween daaaamn, you're hot - Le Christmas
SadisticChicken - Christmas 2015 - Before going out for a meal - Going to see Bruno Mars live - Easter 2015 - I like bunnies heads - natural hair on an alright day - maybe 2013? - Prom Day in 6th year - late 2012
Draconis79 - April 2009 - driving - March 2010 - December 2015
Silent62 - a real gentleman... - ...without a beard
elmerenges - before long hair and beard - after long hair and beard
Olarte - smiling - bald - with cat - with flowers - Halloween - without PC - with stickers - tuxedo
hyperxduell - amazing blue eyes
bonesof87 - all dramaatic and shit
Mullins drunk
TinyPurple - tongue out - drunk again
Fnord - cool in the park - partylion
fateshaper - on the hill
leonidas56 - 2016 - 6k celebratory pic
tso184 - in the desert - posing - portrait
Voidy - serious
numeron - all dressed up
eldeezo - pokerface - junkfood overload - DJing - mighty beard - mightier beard
ozo2003 - rare selfie
keksinator - no smile - smile
Cerint - yo, sup?
kOROMOShYdOpOlOuS - he's fly
Tewam - GoT
Jonex - hair?
MBcoder - big scarf
Tzaar - in the bathroom - still not smilin - half smilin :)
gothrana - smirkin - with beard
SillyScream - bumpin
Dianatrix - introducing her avatar - singing with kitty - on a trip - several pics
JoaoWho - beary
Lemistio - thinking - [teatime]()
CrazyGuacamole - huh?
ProgDroid - intense
noonemakesnoise - does that count?
Soulflyr - smokin - with random chick we all know who that is :P
geogllitch - @ Gamescom - in Iceland - foxcuddlin
Asperyules - with Luna - with headphones
anthracis1 - first and last selfie
Fistrake - so cool fail
MarineSloth - young sloth
Mariganza
tso discovered a thread of similar nature from a few years ago! Pro stalkers go here: http://www.steamgifts.com/discussion/EQjD3/
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