2 Showdown beta keys

1. elephant.
2. There was once a BANANA!
   hope i am worthy xD

1. earth
2. i dont know jokes in english :(

1. End or Emergency :P

1. Elektron
2. A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

1)Effect

Not even gonna bother with a joke

1.epic

2. granny goes to doctor and... doctor is granny too

1. Ernest
2. Goes to buy condoms... cashier is girlfriend's dad.

1. Ermahgerd

1. Exotic
2. No jokes for you :)

1.egg

2. An arab at the airport:
   • Name?
   • Abdul al-Rhazib.
   • Sex?
   • Three to five times a week.
   • No, no… I mean male or female?
   • Male, female, sometimes camel.
   • Holy cow!
   • Cow, sheep, animals in general.
   • But isn’t that hostile?
   • Horse style, doggy style, any style!
   • Oh dear!
   • No, no! Deer runs too fast

1. E-mail
2. When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

EYE. Or extemporaneous is you like that one better.

Today is International Disturbed People's Day! Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special. Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or sad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

1. Earn

2. Old one, but I like it:
   When I got home, I've seen that my wife left a post-it note on the fridge, saying: It's not working! I can't live like this anymore, moved back to mum's place.
   Then I opened it... The light turned on, the beer was cold... I just don't see the problem.

1. Entertain
2. I already have Showdown Effect, jokes on you buddy

1.Elain and her friend have blonde hair.
2.So one day they walked into a building.
You'd think that atleast one of them saw it (drum beat).
Thnx for the oppertunity XD.
[blonde joke]

The joke:
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! that's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

1.Eden

1 elepanth

2)Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

1.earn

2.YOU DONT DESERVE MY JOKES

1. Evisceration
2. Nicki minaj.

1.Evolution
2.When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

even
joke: I am a wizard and THAT is fucked up.

1.Eastern

2.Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

1. Erection
2. I love you