Share your funny fantasy football (or other sport) team names and/or traditions

I'm not sure how much demographic crossover there might be between SG users and fantasy football fans, but it's nearly that time of year again.

Last year I decided to start my own tradition of changing my team name each year until I won my league (yes I only do 1 league per year as doing more takes too much of my time and ruins the enjoyment of just watching the games). I'm aiming for humorous names and I'm not ashamed to use names that other people have thought up, but would prefer to come up with my own particularly if it's a fitting name for MY team specifically.

Last year my team name was "Turn Down for Watt"
This year my team name is "Hyde yo kids Hyde yo wife"
This year's name is fitting because:

  • I'm an OSU fan playing NFL fantasy football and Carlos Hyde is a former star OSU running back now a starting RB in the NFL
  • It's a solid internet joke reference and I spend a lot of time kicking around internet jokes
  • I do fully intend to be "rapin erbody out hur" (hur referring to my fantasy football league games of course)

This got me wondering if anyone here on SG has a particularly interesting/funny/odd fantasy football team name or tradition

And of course the part most of your are really here for :D

8 years ago

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ok, you got me. i was really here just for the ga. i wish i could suggest a funny name but as you can see by my username i lack any imagination and/or sense of humor
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8 years ago
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No worries :)
No one minds if you're here just for the GA. This is a site for making GAs after all. It would be rather silly of someone making a GA to be actually upset about people showing up at a GA site because they want to enter GAs :)

8 years ago
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i should probably do a giveaway for someone to suggest me a better user name :D

8 years ago
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HA!

Actually, I'm not sure you can change your SG name anyway. Can you?

8 years ago
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Oh, no! I'm doomed! :(

Edit: ok, you can actually. says "You can change your username once a year. Last modified 2 months ago.". So I guess I have 10 months to come up with something better

8 years ago
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Don't you worry. Your name is catchy at least. That's a good thing. I'm sure 99% (if not more) of sites have that user name already taken, so you're lucky too.

8 years ago
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i feel better already :) thank you <3

8 years ago
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I am not sure what are you talking about.. Is it a video game?

8 years ago
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_football_(American)

TL;DR - sports nerds having fun picking NFL players they hope will do well and then earning points against the other people they play with based on how well the NFL players they picked do in any given game

8 years ago
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Oh I have seen similar things in my country but with Soccer Teams. Hockey is not a thing here (well, field hockey in some places, but still minoritary). Not remember any name of my teams, but I must have it in some box/folder

8 years ago
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That's a new thing for me too. I've only heard about it recently from The Simpsons' episode about the matter. It sounds fun, but I'm not that much of a fan of sports.

8 years ago
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8 years ago
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You're quite welcome. Sorry your dad doesn't have fun with it. I would never do it if it wasn't a good time socializing with my friends around a common interest we all share. Sometimes people play for money, but that tends to make it too serious and sucks the fun out of it I've found (unless it's for some humorously trivial amount of money).

8 years ago
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I do Fantasy EPL
My team is called I Gotze No Idea (Gotze is a famous footballer, albeit not in the EPL)

8 years ago
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Haha, I like it. Thanks much for sharing :D

8 years ago
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I played Fantasy Football once, long ago, which is weird, cos I'm not American, nor have I ever really watched football.
It was a big fail, and they still remind me of it by inviting me back every season.
I was managing the NO Saints, no idea what name I gave my team.

8 years ago
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Well I'm glad to hear you gave it a try at least :)

8 years ago
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I hear they started a fantasy league for pro CSGO teams. I may give that a shot to see what all this fantasy fuss is about.

8 years ago
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Haha, yeah just about anything with publicly tracked stats I suppose could have a fantasy league around it :D

8 years ago
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When I was playing, I would come up with a name after the draft, usually based off of the name of one of my top picks, someone I was sure I'd have all season. Typically a pun, or something with alliteration, like "Manning's Menagerie", or something.

8 years ago
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Not a bad idea and it might work out that way for me too. Carlos Hyde isn't very high on the charts so I should be able to snag him as a RB3 possibly.

8 years ago
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I do hope you're just a buckeye fan and not a niner fan :P.

But I don't have any funny names, haven't really played in a while.

8 years ago
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That is exactly the case. I grew up in Ohio and have cheered for my Buckeyes all along. I'll cheer for them while they're playing in the NFL too, but the Niners aren't particularly interesting to me...other than watching Kaep continue to fail.

8 years ago
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Yeah Kaep...I got nothing against the niners, I'm from seattle so we got a nice rivalry goin on, but thats probably over with the collapse on the niners.

8 years ago
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Harbaugh leaving didn't help much either really.

Of course...now he's at Michigan...f***ing Michigan...so now he can go die in a fire IMO

8 years ago
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Jed York is an idiot for letting him go. As much as I dislike that Harbaugh(I like the other one, never remember which is which Jim/John) I would've never let him go.

With all the coaches out there they promote tomsula...glad they turned down Holmgren, he would of broken all of ours hearts in Seattle if he got the job :P

8 years ago
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Doesn't care about sports at all!

Enters giveaway anyway ;D

My family's tradition is putting all efforts forth to force me to watch the Super Bowl. xP

8 years ago
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Haha, you're entirely welcome so to do.
As to being forced to watch the super bowl...that's a lot of time to be stuck watching something you don't give a crap about.

8 years ago
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I don't know. I don't know what is fantasy footbal. Also, I'm from Europe and I'm pretty sure you would not understand what's so funny in these names, lol.

8 years ago
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_football_(American)

TL;DR - sports nerds having fun picking NFL players they hope will do well and then earning points against the other people they play with based on how well the NFL players they picked do in any given game

As to the names it's usually a pun of some sort with a player's name.

8 years ago
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Ninja BUMP! ;)

Sorry, I don't play fantasy football.

8 years ago
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Haha, no worries there. Good luck with the GA.

8 years ago
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Thanks. :)

8 years ago
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only bump :)

8 years ago
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Thanks :)

8 years ago
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bump :)

8 years ago
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Thanks :)

8 years ago
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Hmmmm I don't really follow any sports so... just BUMP!

8 years ago
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No problem. Thanks for the bump then :)

8 years ago
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Bump!
The only sport? I play is:

View attached image.
8 years ago
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I am fairly sure I'd be no good at this sport. Something tells me I'd get...distracted.

8 years ago
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It's simple really. You lose in order to score and then everybody wins ;)

8 years ago
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Haha
IT'S GENIUS!

8 years ago
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Sexy Ballbreakers. Works everytime.

8 years ago
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Haha, that's fantastic

8 years ago
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I don't play "actual fantasy football", but more like FANTASY FANTASY football games so that team name just fits when I did play them.

8 years ago
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Like...Lingerie League fantasy football instead of NFL fantasy football?

8 years ago
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I used to play a game that was pretty damn close to Blood Bowl and it was played on net. I know about physical released Blood Bowl copies etc. I love them even if they are broken as fuck <3

8 years ago
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The closest I get to fantasy football is the ESPN Pigskin Pick 'em. We don't have a funny group name, but our lab always puts lunch on the line as a prize. This is going to be the year...

8 years ago
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That way you get to razz the loser a little bit over lunch. Very nice.

I did that pigskin pick 'em with my wife and her family for a few years. It was also rather fun.

8 years ago
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My Previous:

Forte Ounces to Freedom

Load the Bowe/Pass the Blount

No Fun League

The 4 Johnson Party ( Little harder to do now as it requires 4 starters named Johnson)

Auto-Draft Wrecking Ball ( after I had to work and missed the draft, got Cutler as my QB and ran This Image for my season.

Ones I've seen already this year:

Don't Deflate Me Bro

Bad Comedian Eli Manning

Fanta Sea Football

I Voted for Trump

(Running}Back Lives Matter

No Justice No First Down

Russell's Jesus Juice

Some quick ones off the top of my head

8 years ago
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Those are excellent, especially the Cutler one. My league is primarily composed of people from Illinois so there are a lot of Bears fans. I'm going to have to pass that one along to them and watch them all cringe.

"Over Dwayne Bowe" was one of my favorites by brother in law used Bowe for a few years ago.

8 years ago
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lol my boss at work is a bears fan. He bought me a drink when I showed him that team name and profile from last year haha.

Sad to say, I changed jobs earlier this year and we don't have enough people to get an 8 or 10 man league going so I guess it's just Draft Kings and ESPN free leagues for the buzz of it haha. There's always the family and friends one though, been trying to convince them to do a keeper league but they won't.

8 years ago
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Well,I glanced at football match once and saw a russian football player "Muzhikov" with a number 13 and read his T-shirt sign from top to bottom.
13 muzhikov means smth like 13 men in Russian.
Would be funny for you as there was a player with a surname Woodchoppers and a number 7,which could be read as " 7 Woodchoppers hits a goal!"

8 years ago
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LOL
That worked out entirely too well

8 years ago
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Demaryius Targaryen. Although I don't think I used it.

8 years ago
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HAHAHA that's nerdtastic
I love it

8 years ago
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Well then as a thank you maybe you can make your next giveaway level1+ for poor bastards like me :)).

8 years ago
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It's possible

8 years ago
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Ok then, I really need to make time to draft my league(s), nobody around here plays so I gotta play with random people. I must restrain myself from making a million teams again.

8 years ago
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Bump :3

8 years ago
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Thanks :D

8 years ago
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I usually do something to just be a pain in the ass... was in a husband/wife league and called my team

" BDSM Lifestylers" - I'm pretty sure that shocked a few of them (I didn't know anyone, most teams were like "Tom and Sue's Team" )
also in our money league I named my team "Fluttershy's Fury" since people seem to like tough sounding names (I used a fluttershy jpg as team logo)
and the Skyrim / injury themed "Helmet to the Knee"

Other times I just mock other people's names, whomever I'm playing...

Course everyone's naming their team "Brady's Deflated Balls" (probably seen something almost like that 10x)

I usually seem to save my worst for when I used to do NASCAR though...

"Gordon Blew A Rod"
"Ur Mom Is On My Pole"
and
"Pissin' Obnoxiousness" (take off from Rick Bobby)

8 years ago
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