What's the worst game title names you've seen?

I remember seeing an advert on TV for some shitty game once. The name of the game was literally "Good Game" That's real reassuring.. not!

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ApoCatlypse. And it isn't just the name that looks bad...

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Yet, somehow, people seems to be voting for this game. I wonder how dev bribe convience so many people.

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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV ... they weren't even trying to come up with a title.

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The title is abstract art.

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I think it had less Vs :)

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Specifically, only 6 (VVVVVV) V's.

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It makes sense why they named it this after you beat the game.

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It still makes sense before. There's six characters whose names start with V, and the title happens to resemble a row of spikes.

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+1, It's a smart name :3

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Super Smart Name.

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Super Smart Name Melee

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Super Smart Name II Turbo: The Ultimate Championship

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Super Smart Name II Turbo: The Ultimate Super Combo Championship Edition

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I think the keyboard got stuck and then he said okay i will name my game this.

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the whole goal of the game is "dodge the VVVVVVVV"

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I like it. Bad puns all over

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Probably not the worst, but this is the first one that comes up to mind:
Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion

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Iznogoud for ps1

Pronounced "it's no good" with French accent

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Pretty sure its with a Russian accent.

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It's French, thats where it (the comic on which the game is based) originates from.

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Learn french before speaking french. Iznogoud, or whatever, is pronounced "is-no-good", even with a "french accent".

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Uriel chasm, Its a real mindfuck, like satan is trying to take over ur brain... and bad rats ofcourse, its also bad XD

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The game is horrible. The title not really (well, until you play the game :P )

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No way!

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Oh, how I wish I had that ATARI right about now.

You wait for me, camels. You wait.

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Some of the Dejobaan Games have really long titles with repeating characters that are a pain to search up. AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome, 1... 2... 3... KICK IT! (Drop That Beat Like an Ugly Baby), and AaAaAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity, also titled AaaaaAAaaaAAA!!!, AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!!, and Aaaaa! in the steam store. Even they couldn't keep up with how many characters are in that name.

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"AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA" is the sound people make when people fall (before the *splash). Actually makes sense.

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It makes sense and is totally appropriate for the game, It's just annoying to type and search for. Also, I don't get why the second one have four separate names in the steam store. It's just really confusing.

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just press A until you find the game :P

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Bad Rats

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I think you won the thread. I don't think anything can beat that..

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Well, the title does not lie.

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fucking coming soon????? what the fuck is wrong with you, steam?? Giving us fucking shitty idiotic games...O_o

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Yeah, fuck people who have fun or a weird sense of humour!
In fact, who has time to play games when they could be taking extra unpaid shifts at work? :D

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Totally won. Nothing can top such...such..im speechless

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How about old Tongue of the Fatman?

or

White Princess the Second ~ Love Adventure in the School That Follows the Principle of Convenience, Where It's Okay to Stray From the Path or Stay on the Path

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Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 still tops those.

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Beyond the Beyond

Divine Divinity

Wargasm

Super Big Brother: Legend of the Holy Protein (look up this game)

Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder

And to be honest, I really don't find that simulator title so bad. I mean, after all it tells the truth. Game itself might be WTF but title just warns you what to expect.

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I chuckled a little at Big Mutha Truckers.

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I don't see how Divine Divinity is odd.
Beyond the Beyond is pretty neat. I got it at a flea market when I was a teen for $5.

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ROFL

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Nah, that's a pretty good name given the entire game revolves around weird humour.
People are just reacting to the absurd premise of the game.
THIS IS CHEATING

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you win.. it's disturbing

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Robot vs Birds Zombies. The title isn't even proper English!

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It's not exactly the title but the overall madness of the cartridge cover... Also there is no such game as Chip & Dale 3 on NES :D

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those family game titles and artworks were crazy.

i LOVED this one :3

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Guess what: https://youtu.be/rJQr3tnjHlg?t=30m48s (video in Russian; if you don't speak the language, turn on the subtitles first)

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Yep :) I watched the movie. It is hilarious :D And it was our sad (or funny?) reality in the 90s

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The Slaughtering Grounds just as shitty as the game itself

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I went on greenlight to find one game with some dankest title but instead of it I saw some fkd up stuff. Like I hadn't problems with falling asleep already ;_;

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Goodgame Empire is the game you were thinking?

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"Hamlet or the Last Game without MMORPG Features, Shaders and Product Placement"
(Yeah, this game really exists on Steam!)

Well, "NotGTAV" should be mentioned too.

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You beat me to the punch, I thought of that game too.
Each time I see it, I still have to read it out loud to make sure...

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+1 to NotGTAV.

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Yeaaah, NotGTAV is a pretty horrible name.

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Ballz 3D: The Battle Of The Balls

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"Tibia".
Come on. Give a bone's name to a game and other bones' names to stuff in the game is kinda... strange.
I like Tibia a lot, but I always change my opinion about it's name. Sometimes I find it cool, sometimes I find it dumb. Now I think it is dumb. >_>

"Killing Floor" sounds horrible for a game.

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Killing Floor doesn't sound bad to be honest. But it puts a lot of questions about the game, like: Do you kill the floor? Does the floor kills you? What makes a floor a floor? How does a floor kill? How do we kill the floor?

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My brother is a fan of the game, and lovingly refers to it as "Murder Ceiling".

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Summertime High School. A Young Man’s Notes – How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Firend On The School Tour, Then For Some Reason Became Super-Popular With The Girls For His Daily Scoops On The School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, And What He Thinks As He Goes On Dates During His Summer Of Island School Life.

I'm not even kidding.

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I'm not even gonna read it all. I believe I'll die or invoke Satan himself if I do.

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Booby Kids

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NotGTAV

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+1 this one. Even if the title was a joke only, it was an idiot's idea.

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Yeah that was stupid!

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Worst title in my Steam library: Gravity Badgers

Worst other title: Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom

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Gravity Badgers is the perfect name for that game, though?

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