Lover in one hand, weapon of choice in the other. Multitask, ho!
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W-what? The way I see it, the staff members are more likely to want to murder some users... :P
Already own the game, so not entering.
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I wanted a way to limit entries, using staff as targets made a clear distinction of who was and wasn't valid and also saved me hand picking certain community members.
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Sure hope the staff doesn't make their way into here...
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Already got the game so won't enter, but if I was gonna assassinate someone, it would not be the staff here. I would however use clowns... lots and lots of clowns.
A bus filled with clowns... do you know how many that is? No? Well neither do I. You can put like 20 clowns in a mini, its got to be a few thousand in a bus. Everyone of them loaded down for assassination. Whip cream pies, whoopee cushions, thousands of miles worth of balloons to create what ever balloon weapons they need and their tactical nuclear weapon... water spraying flowers.
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already have the game. but i'll just share what's in my mind to unburden it.
first i'd go to the narrow alley where Shobo is taking a leak and kill him with the fiber wire. then i'd take his clothes. without them, he is just a bundler now. sorry Shobo. then i'd find myself a good spot to wait for cg. the top of a building would work. i'd prepare my sniper and wait for him. when he arrives, i'd wait for the right moment to avoid shooting wbarton, who whould walk along with cg, and bam! right after that a helicopter would arrive. Lorkhan would be the pilot, bobo would point a gun at me and he would suspend the sh*t outta me with it. maybe next time i should try to plant a bomb in the limo but Rinarin is waiting next to it and she looks really scary. ;_;
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I won't fall for your tricks! Entrapment doesn't work on me!
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Whitelist giveaway for Hitman: Absolution.
To be eligible to enter write a short piece detailing your assassination of a SteamGifts staff member. I'll pick my favourite for each staff member and add the posters to my whitelist for the duration of he giveaway. Edited posts will be ignored, if you feel the need to make changes/additions please do it in a reply to your post.
Entries will be accepted for a week and then I'll leave the giveaway up for three or four days to give people time to join. If any staff happen to see this they can also nominate one of their own assassinations for entry onto the whitelist.
Happy hunting.
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