ummm, funniest quote by dec 29th gets a free copy of a game. . . In liken to thier quote.

"Fuck community college, lets get drunk and eat chicken fingers" - Ricky

"Time to nut up or shut up"

• Tallahassee, Zombieland (2009)

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich!" Resident Evil.

"Being human in a world full of vampires is about as safe as bare-backin' it with a $5 whore..." ~Willem Dafoe as Lionel 'Elvis' Cormac in the movie 'Daybreakers'

"Gabe is so fat he has to noclip around valve HQ" -
Carlotso25

"Making fat jokes about Gabe Newell makes him cut himself...

...another piece of cake!" -
Godfather91290

"..." - Gordon Freeman

I broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend the other day.

she was seeing other people.

"I don't make sense, I make dollars!"-Me

"SHUT THE FUCK OFF FAT MAN"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b2OVCn5xI0

"I have seen dragons. Perhaps you will see a dragon. I won't say where I saw one. Perhaps I did not." -M'aiq the Liar

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids!
eat them."
Homer Simpson.

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

• George Bernard Shaw

"Without me, it's just aweso."

"A girl rang me up one time, she says come over, nobody is home, I went over, no one was home! "

"Phew, had to break its ribs before I flushed."

Well it's not really funny, but I like it very much:

"There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: ‘Not today’.” - Syrio Forel

I'll add this one if I may:

"You there, computer man. Fix my pants!" - Douglas Reynholm

"They will remember my name FOREVER!" -anonymous
"That's what" -she

"I hope we all win a game"-Me

When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend
"Terry Pratchett"

I have personally killed 6,078 men in cold blood while looking them in the eye; jumped on 1,455 live grenades; and stuffed fourteen feet of my own intestine back into my stomach.
If that doesn't scare you out of your frilly pink leotards, guess what: You are an idiot and you hate America.
— The Soldier on real fear

My friend was recently complaining that windwaker was the worst Zelda by far because it took hours to get across the sea. I asked hime 'Did you get the Sail?' He replied 'What sail?'
From weerankin from Youtube on A NintendoCaprisun Wind Waker video.

School is like a boner, it's long and hard unless you're Asian

AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

Wash your own dishes - "If you can't wash, it's not my revolution" (Dilemma Goldsmith)

The first 90 minutes are the most important. (soccer quote)
~Sir Bobby Robson

IF your not first, your last

Violence is not the answer, its the question! and the answer is yes

Skyrim? I thought that was something done in airport bathrooms?

"the cake is a lie"
-GlaDOS

"..."
-Gordon Freeman