ty

i lol'ed
thanks happy xmas!

xD
Thanks for the laugh!

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Dear Highness DizzLord,

thank you very much for your gift. I'm sorry that our devil inflicted pain of distrust on you. Let me show you my honest sorrow with an annexation of your land because I know what's better for you because I'm white and privileged. Our white scientists proofed that, therefore it can't be wrong, no matter what your scientists will find out because my scientists are white and therefore privileged. I'm happy that you can see that too and that you offered this gift of gratitude to me. If you give me more gifts, I will think about making you the prince of my new land which I call Speckhaaria. Speck means bacon and everyone loves bacon and haar means hair which I have lost some time ago and need to compensate in my life now. Please, stop bothering me now, I have gifts to collect.
Eat this nice bacon I brought from my home country for this is the only true country in the world because it's white and privileged as this book of fiction I hold on my hands says so.

Received. Thank you very much!.