List something a gamer would never say

"I'd prefer to pay more money for games than I already do."
"I think it is important to have ethical rules guiding my conduct online."
"I can honestly say that I am not completely stupid and driven by my hormones when I hear a female voice in a multiplayer game."
"I am not entitled to anything."
"I'm sorry."
"You're right."
"I respect others."

He might actualy be better than me?

Desura is way better then Steam.

Assassin's Creed IV is greatly optimized!

Can't wait to install UPlay client!

"we lost cuz i suck"
"it wasn't my skill - it was just a luck"
"despite of having 2/18 score I dont blame u for feeding/losing the game"

"EA is making better games than Valve and CD Projekt Red"

Darling....?

.... what? ^^

Half Life 3 is not announced.

My wallet is ready for the steam sales

• I understand people can like games and consoles I don't like.

• I'll keep my opinion for myself.

• What I like may not be better than what I do not like.

THIS

"I never used cheat codes on GTA games"

These devs are hard working folks and deserve respect even though their game did not meet my expectations.

"Wow!! these game deals are amazing!"

" I should get rid of my gaming addiction, throw away my pc and get a job and start thinking about my future. "

Intel HD Graphics FTW!!!

I played BF3 more than 30 minutes without coming across a hacker, baseraper, spawnkiller or any generally abusive and annoying asshole

I can't believe you took a vacation day to play the new (insert any video game title here).

"10 DLCs at release, that's awesome."

"There is no need to buy games, I have enough browsergames if I want to play."

"It's okay that it takes months for a bug-fix-patch as long as they produce 5 DLC/week."

This is not possible, since we are all gamers...
And if we would say what a gamer wouldn't say, we would say it...
Which makes it insufficient!
PARADOX!!!!

gg noob! gg no re! <--- No real gamer woud ever say that insult then go "no rematch", what are they afraid of?

"i wish more game companies would be like EA"

"I like exclusive games"

"I like how the bugs & glitches are features of the game!"

• Sigh. That grind was much too short.

• I wish they'd cut out some gameplay to make room for more cutscenes.

• The industry peaked with the virtual boy

• Although you beat me quite soundly, I thank you for the match. You are an excellent player and your mom is a lovely lady!

• Hey, are you a *really a guy?

• That game offers way to much replay value for the dollar.

Touch and motion controls is the way to go for the industry.