"i could never win 1v1, you are too good bro"

"More QTEs and longer cutscenes please."

Great, a new EA game !

"we lost because the other team was more skilled than us"

• "i love when the AI of the enemies acts like they have precognition, i adds a new layer of difficulty to the game; Unfair=fun!"

• Of course i love to pay 60 bucks for half of this game, and i will happily pay for every single DLC you have"

• Who need modding capability when you can purchase a LOT of dull DLCs?

• hey, honestly, you completely beat me there, your skills are much greater than mine, AND CAMPING IS TOTALLY A LEGIT STRATEGY

• i LOVE playing with brazilians, they huehuehuehue, and kkkkkkks are just too awesome... and they NEVER camp, NEVER.

• do i have to kill every single boss of the game again, before i reach the final one?, YES PLEASE!

• even if i don't like your favorite game, i RESPECT your opinion.

• i can totally play just a couple of turns on Sid Meier's Civilization V, and leave it there, no need to spent 3 hours on it.

• i'm fine with this port, even if this doesn't even have my STANDARD monitor resolution

• The movie was better than the original game

• The REBOOT is WAY better than the original

Fights were so boring with this strategy thing in Dragon Age. Luckily DA2 gave us much more fun with all these new ennemies falling from nowhere as soon as the visible ones are dead.

Oh, look, this game has both StarForce and a 3 activations limit, so awesome.

Wow this game has Origin DRM cool!

Consoles are for gaming, PC's are for work.

I think EA is the best company and the most charitable one. Well see you later i'm going to play farmvile!

My system just crashed and I've lost an hour's worth of progress? Great! Now, I can go outside for a walk!

Thank you for buying me this $60 videogame, but what I really wanted was a nice set of blocks.

I hate video games

"You're right, sorry, I don't know what came over me, threatening to rape you and then kill your family was just uncool. I guess the 1 DPS decrease in my minigun isn't that big of a deal after all"

Why would I ever need to upgrade my computer, it plays all the latest games from 1992.

"5 different retailer-exclusives pre-order bonuses you say? I better order a copy from each of those 5 stores then!"

"your mother seems like a very nice person and I did not have sex with her."

"I miss GFWL"

I can't wait for the next Uwe Boll film!

"good thing the game I just paid $60 for on release day needs a patch before I can play it! I love patches!"

I just got my new game. Let's go read the manual

I wish my computer had less RAM and only on-board graphics...

Wow, EA and Origin are the best thing around.

No thanks, I don't need any quarters.

My rig is amazing, I absolutely do not need or want to upgrade.

i will finish san andreas without cheat