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Or, alternatively, "Top 3 video game characters I would have sex with in a Burger King bathroom".
Do it, you coward.
MY TOP 3!
Solas (Dragon Age: Inquisition)
The Outsider (Dishonored)
Robert Joseph MacCready (Fallout 4)
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I wouldn't have sex with anyone in a Burger King bathroom.
Have you no sense of adventure
McDonald's, maybe... Burger King, no way!
What's the general consensus on Wendy's?
Wendy's provides the finest in fast food cuisine, as well as bathrooms.
For sex, of course.
tried McDonald's drive-through once.
didn't liked that much.
Sense of adventure needed. Also in your inventory: several shots of penicillin.
What about at an In-N-Out Burger?
there would never be any or maybe there'd be many babies made there. due to the quick nature of the establishment
Leliana (dragon age origins)
The whole cast of Red Alert 3
Liara (Mass effect)
Now that's a great list. And it looks like I'm playing Red Alert 3 next... just cause I put it off long enough.
so ya know, if you have any decent rts friends, you can do the entire damn campaign co-op. if not, enjoy having an ai partner!
I have a few friends who'll be happy to share the burden of playing a cool game with hotties. I think my ladyfriend might enjoy it too.
Is the AI ok? Sometimes AI coop is just... hell?
ai is always meh compared to human.
its semi decent.
you can kinda order it to do general attacks\defend at such n such waypoint\areas that you mark
but i do remember taking several tries to beat the very last mission with ai. since it aint as smart to do this n that.
At least we're not quite at the Skynet level yet eh?
Thanks for the tips, I'll definitely try with an average human first before resorting to the average AI
granted, if it has a difficulty setting? i always play hardest on rts games.
and hell, you can add me thru steam, i would be able to play with ya. (assuming you play rts a wee bit? i havent skirmished in ages)
i have a cd version, but i have been able to play with a friend that has the steam version. we used https://cnc-online.net/en/ or some such to play together though.
I totally suck at RTS but I haven't played a lot of them and I want to get better at it.
I am in Europe though so I think our playtime will be different (although I work nights sometimes so my playtime varies)
I'm adding you on Steam anyway and maybe we'll manage something one of these days :)
is the 'eye no' because of the pun with her last name, or a mass effect thing i don't know about?
More cause she used to look weird af,but I still found her cute :D
Can´t think of any notable characters except for the gal from Mystic Quest on original Gameboy.
The ending scene was a gut punch to younger me.
edit: My Elite Dangerous avatar lady is a hottie - if i may say so!
Jill Valentine (Resident Evil 1)
Zoey (Left 4 Dead)
Dr. Vahlen from XCOM
Clover from Payday 2
Leliana (Dragon Age)
Kassandra (Assassin's Creed)
Ciri (The Witcher)
I bet you can't crush on a real person ..... feminine ones ..
Well, this is SteamGifts, not Match.com
My real life crushes:
Brian Joseph Cook (more famously known as the drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova)
I just have one, Hanzo from Overwatch :3
But but.. your icon!
haha! my icon used to be hanzo but I changed it in celebration of soldier's lore, and to spite the haters haha :3
Okay... I'm a bit weird...
Cifer (Final Fantasy 8)
Chloe (Life is Strange)
Nope. Nothing weird here.
At least one person who doesn't think I'm weird. ^^
weird... because they're video game characters?
Because they are completely different characters in every way I could think of. ^^
Well, i like Sakura & Juri from street fighter. Theyre kinda opposites too :D
I don't know why that sometimes happens, because I caught myself to mostly like "same guy (or girl)", you know, kinda looking similar or having a similar character. At least that doesn't only happen to me... ^^
Geralt of Rivia
And let's leave Burger King bathroom out of it, that's way too disgusting.
Hancock from Fallout 4 is my one and only crush ❤
Dude, the only acceptable thing to do in a BK bathroom is leaving.
no, no, it's where you go for returns
Ghost -Ghost 1.0
Portal Hole - Portal 2
Spaceport Hole - Elite Dangerous
Because whatever hole is good :D
Lmao I pretty much love the whole female cast, but here's 3 of them anyway
Kasumi (DOA series)
Ayane (DOA series)
Momiji (DOA5LR, Ninja Gaiden series)
1) Bastila Shan
No point going any further.
She's got to be at least Top 1 to 10 all by herself. Plus great genes. I mean look at Satele Shan...
firebrand... ghost n goblins? is what i'm getting googling around mostly.
yep. He also starred in his own spinoff on Gameboy called Gargoyle's Quest.
I always draw a blank on these things and can only think of cute characters I want to adopt and pet forever.
So instead I'm gonna go with the alternative prompt "Top 3 video game characters I would have sex with in a Burger King bathroom" and narrow it down by characters who would probably actually do that, and go by my recently played list.
That gives me
1 - Kimberly La Vallete, from Va11-Hall-A.
2 - Bea or Mae, from Night In The Woods. I can't not see them as the type to have a regret fumble in a fast food toilet.
Plus they're sweethearts and NITW was an amazing game.
3 - Uhhh, I got nothing. Scrolling through my recent games list. Slugcat of Rainworld doesn't care for fine hygiene but I'm pretty sure I want to pet it forever and not hump a slimy alien chimera it in a leech infested poopzone. I have Phantasy Star Blue Burst Online as a non-steam app here, and I'm pretty sure enclosed spaces in an long-distance space colony ship would create opportunities for unsexy bathroom trysts? Combat robots equipped for your pleasure. Tsumugi from Danganronpa V3? (As if I'd pick Miu, though infinitely more likely for nasty shenanigans).
Fuck it. I'll just say Kim from Va11-Hall-A again. Cutest oneshot side-character and my only serious answer.
This is exactly the answer I was looking for, and you included Slugcat! :D
1 - Jinx from League of Legends
2 - Mercy from Overwatch
3 - Monika from Doki Doki literature club
Actually.. Now that I think about it.. Just Monika.
1: Chun Li - Street Fighter
2: Morrigan Aensland - Darkstalkers
3: Mai Shiranui - King of Fighters
I feel Oldschool
+1 for Chun Li
No bathroom for me, please.
Joel ( TLOU)
Geralt of Rivia (TW)
Mei from Overwatch, because I like it thicc
Rose from Legend of Dragoon because I like it rough
David Bowie from Labyrinth: Maou no Meikyuu because it totally counts (Thor from Lagoon, in case it actually doesn't)